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h0odrich:

he deadass stole my 4 year old look haircut and all

h0odrich:

he deadass stole my 4 year old look haircut and all

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leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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"Hey, where are you going?"
"I NEED SOME AIR." 
“But it’s an outdoor pool.”

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COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster

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Next time someone rear ends me…

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Gene and Fred for ‘Ziegfeld Follies’

Gene and Fred for ‘Ziegfeld Follies’

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My whole life is made up of: “I’m sorry”. I feel like I have to apologize to people, to things, to life itself. It’s like, “I’m sorry to be here”. I don’t want to disturb anyone.

Yohji Yamamoto (via misswallflower)

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